{"id":144,"date":"2003-01-22T13:38:48","date_gmt":"2003-01-22T11:38:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/misc.hansilinderoth.net\/?p=144"},"modified":"2019-06-05T13:13:27","modified_gmt":"2019-06-05T11:13:27","slug":"demonauterna","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/misc.hansilinderoth.net\/?p=144","title":{"rendered":"Demonauterna"},"content":{"rendered":"<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\">Ena W\u00e4rcksamhetsber\u00e4ttelse<br \/>\nom Stympf\u00e4rd &amp; Villg\u00e4rningar<\/h3>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Turbulens d\u00e5 vi med sotiga stavelser gjorde helga da-da. Akademin h\u00e4vdade \u00e4gg, siarna f\u00f6reslog transport. Till protokollet f\u00f6rdes:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">VI \u00c4R HUNGRIGA ALLTS\u00c5 SEGLAR VI SUM.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Ex pronto grundades ett k\u00f6pcentra kallat Fekalopolis, restes en konsul med titel av Homalembi Cagar. Vi idkade med gull och purpur, avvildade landet med haussig kakkamers.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Tr\u00e5kf\u00e4rd j\u00e4mte futtiga kuster. Vi skrek: S\u00f6ta ni, f\u00e5r vi k\u00f6pa krapp &amp; gullegull! Men vildarna kastade sten. Kvickfart med brinnande h\u00e5rf\u00e4sten. Ogjorda busyff\u00e4rer, summa tandv\u00e4rk och kl\u00e5diga klor.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Siarna yrade strax en Astro-Special: Ister och allm\u00e4nt schlaraffen i v\u00e4ster, i alla v\u00e4derstreck, men konjunkturerna skiftar, helt osagt hur. M\u00e4tta under m\u00e5nen, d\u00e5 siarnas ben kastades i havet.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Vetenskaparna visste inte att f\u00f6rutse latriners listiga drift, \u00e4n mindre att lotsa en tuggarf\u00e4rd. Urarva mockor i bakvattnet, till detta ett &amp; annat ledamotskopf, d\u00e5 resterna av akademin hivades \u00f6ver bord.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Vi satte pris p\u00e5 firmamentets jungfruhuvud da-da. Och skeppet var v\u00e5r kniv genom etern ha-ha. Sannerligen, s\u00e5 dr\u00f6mde vi p\u00e5 ovettig resa: att o\u00e4ndligen skiva demimond till demimond.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Vi m\u00f6tte svartyppiga amasoner och hoppades med socker p\u00e5 dem. Men de sa \u201dNi \u00e4r r\u00e4knare\u201d och gav oss till lystna babianer. Vi blev apl\u00e4grade under h\u00f6ga tjut, tills dess vi var alldeles f\u00f6rbi.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Nu visade sig verksh\u00f6ga Piedestaler. Ludna storverk fick viljan igenom v\u00e5ra h\u00e5lhudar \u00f6mma. Vi ville v\u00e4dra Varf\u00f6r men kalendern h\u00f6ll sig undan hela dagen. Vid horisonten brann visst giraffer.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Vi flydde hals utan huvud till en \u00f6 i sj\u00f6n bortom \u00f6n vid en sj\u00f6 bakom solen. Framsteg demonen, storbukade gnagarguden, vr\u00e5lade:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u00a1ZEEVIZZARD OFFUNSS EIDAIMOLON MORDRE!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Men vi fl\u00e5dde och kokade gudagott, ty vi \u00e4r hungriga, allts\u00e5 seglar vi mumsum. Vi nagelfor och sj\u00f6ng kadaver, fann i kotpelaren rullad m\u00e4rgfull skrift:<\/p>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: center;\">DAIMONAUTES INC.<br \/>\n\u2019Da-Da \u00e4r v\u00e5rt kall\u2019<\/h3>\n<hr \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Textobjekt avsett att skrivas ut och ihoprullas till en cylinder:<\/p>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/misc.hansilinderoth.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/Demonauterna_Hansi-Linderoth-2003.pdf\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Version f\u00f6r utskrift (PDF)<\/a><\/h4>\n<hr \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\">Rev. 2018 \/2003<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ena W\u00e4rcksamhetsber\u00e4ttelse om Stympf\u00e4rd &amp; Villg\u00e4rningar Turbulens d\u00e5 vi med sotiga stavelser gjorde helga da-da. Akademin h\u00e4vdade \u00e4gg, siarna f\u00f6reslog transport. Till protokollet f\u00f6rdes: VI \u00c4R HUNGRIGA ALLTS\u00c5 SEGLAR VI SUM. Ex pronto grundades ett k\u00f6pcentra kallat Fekalopolis, restes en konsul med titel av Homalembi Cagar. Vi idkade med gull och purpur, avvildade landet med [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[47,27,48,5],"class_list":["post-144","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-text","tag-novo-mundo","tag-bilaga-attachment","tag-fiction","tag-prosa","missing-thumbnail"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/misc.hansilinderoth.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/144"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/misc.hansilinderoth.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/misc.hansilinderoth.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/misc.hansilinderoth.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/misc.hansilinderoth.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=144"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/misc.hansilinderoth.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/144\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":974,"href":"https:\/\/misc.hansilinderoth.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/144\/revisions\/974"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/misc.hansilinderoth.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=144"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/misc.hansilinderoth.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=144"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/misc.hansilinderoth.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=144"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}